http://www.legatissimo.info/taxonomy/term/28/0 en http://www.legatissimo.info/node/310 <p>If you need a roommate agreement for whatever purpose, a dorm room, a rented apartment, what have you, this will probably fit your needs pretty well. This was the roommate contract the 8 of us in 704.5 wrote and handed in last fall. It is also a fairly accurate description of how we live our lives.</p> <blockquote><p>Article V. Collective Urination</p> <p>Preamble: How will we share common space and personal possessions? </p> <p>Being highly territorial creatures, it is important that an acceptable system for distributing resources be in place to minimize bloodshed unrelated to vampires. Minimizing vampire-related bloodshed is impossible (see Appendix A). In the interest of fairness and equality, common space will be distributed through a system of urination. The rightful owner of common space in the room will be determined by identifying to whom the freshest/strongest scent of urine belongs. This “ownership” lasts only for the time while the urine is in a liquid state. Artificial steps taken to extend or reduce the drying time of urine will not be tolerated, this includes but it not limited to adjusting the temperature of the<br /> room—which should always be between 61 and 63 degrees. </p> <p>Should discrepancies arise regarding to whom the strongest/freshest scent of urine belongs, a panel of six members of “The Gay Brigade” ( will be assembled to make a decision. In the event their vote is a tie, the object or area in question will be burned.</p></blockquote> <p><a href="http://sa.kylestoneman.com/roommateagreement-web.pdf">It's a PDF, and it's only 242K. Fantastic!</a></p> http://www.legatissimo.info/node/310#comment Contract Creative Writing Roommates Mon, 02 Oct 2006 18:19:52 -0500 kyle 310 at http://www.legatissimo.info